Commander Space Nugget urges you to buy a Weiss Walkie from us.

Ask Commander Space Nugget himself. His Teddy Bear would pull on his leash all the time. Then he was negotiating The Forbidden Zone with Fleshy-Headed Space Mutants. Teddy saw a Space Squirrel and went berzerk, ruining The Forbidden Zone for all time.

I know what you're thinking: "Does everything regarding Commander Space Nugget need to be capitalized, and why does does everything need to be predicated with the word 'Space'?"

The answer in next months episode of Commander Space Nugget's Space Galaxy Space Adventures on the Lifetime Channel.

Does your dog pull on a leash? Then attach a sled and have him pull you around everywhere.

Or get a Weiss Walkie. It's the best anti-pull device we have and it's endorsed by Commander Space Nugget and Teddy Bear.

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